Yo momma joke 32 your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant. Your mums so fat she got stuck in tesco and ate the whole shop. Read yo momma jokes from the story epic jokes, pick up lines and comebacks galore. This was the chinese pis report about what he found. Incase, you missed there is the section of mexican pictures jokes, enjoy you may also like jew jokes, white people jokes. Put a smile on moms face with our collection of mom jokes. Be the life of the party and make everyone laugh with this classic collection of the best yo mama jokes on earth. Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition. Yo mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up. Roses are red, violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you. Your mom is so fat, even all dark matter from space is falling into her right now.
Yo momma joke 33 your mamas so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt. Funny comebacks pick up line humor meme jokes silly keyboard funnymemescomebacks 15 fresh funny memes to humor up your day next viral stuff. Laugh at our huge collection of best comebacks and funny insults. But deep down, theres nothing that bad about a your mum joke. The funniest offthecuff comebacks in the history of burns. Its kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire. Save these roasting jokes and comebacks for the privacy of your own home, or for people wholl understand that theyre just that jokes. Your mother is so fat she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says, ok. Mom comebacks and jokes have always made me laugh when they are purposely rediculous. Yo momma s so stupid, when she heard that christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it. Read best yo momma jokes from the story best insults and comebacks ever. You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through. Your mom s butt hair is so long it regularly gets stuck in her zipper. The comebacks below will help you defend yourself against class bullies.
Best yo momma joke ever, im gonna still be laughing in half an hour. Yo momma joke 31 yo momma is so ugly that she scares blind people. However, the way they talk and their accent has been given a funny twist in these amazing mexican jokes. Yo mamas so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list. Even better, you can use them in front of the teacher or in class without getting called to the principals office. Yo momma s so fat, ugly, dark, poor, and other insults.
Your mom is so fat, the nasa ordered her to clean up the satellite junks floating above. Whats the best your mom joke or comeback youve ever heard. Yo mama funny, dirty, filthy joke book for adults uncensored edition. Yo mamas so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when theyve got writers block. How do you get your sleepyhead son up in the morning. A shitty comeback to a shitty comeback cancels out the first, rendering you the coolest. All the classic your mum jokes ranked from worst to best revolution. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body. Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Make your mom laugh out loud with these funny mothers day jokes. Were even giving mum a free cocktail when you book in advance. On the good side, its quite a thick book, so you should be getting your moneys worth. Luckily for hard working, selfsacrificing moms everywhere, seasoned parents have walked in the same shoes and. Im not talking about like on the show yo momma, because that show is terrible.
This might sound a little different from the normal jokes you are used to but it will certainly do the magic. A maternal insult also referred to as a yo mama joke is a reference to a persons mother through the use of phrases such as your mother or other regional. Because every time i fuck your mom she gives me a cookie. See more ideas about funny quotes, comebacks and insults, funny insults. What is the best comeback to a typical your mom response. For this list, we will be looking at movie moments. Yo mamas so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk. I mean like on napolean dynamite when kip says the girl at the door your mom goes to college. Top ten comebacks kids can use at school i should have said.
See more ideas about mama jokes, jokes and comebacks and insults. Some of the comebacks are a bit crude, and a touch too racy for middle school. Yo momma is so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing. The ultimate yo mama joke book with over 200 funny. My son said some of the boys at school having telling lots of yo momma jokes, so i bought it so he can have a few of his own. Yo mamas cooking so nasty, she flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen. Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers. Yo mama so fat, she needs two sd cards when she wants to save a selfie. Yo mama jokes galore the best yo momma jokes on the web. Your mums so fat that she hast to get out of the car to change gear your mums so fat, even her shadows got stretch marks.
My son said some of the boys at school having telling lots of yo momma jokes. Some people are opposite with their nose and feet their nose runs and their feet smell. A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. Yo mama is so 892 insults, comebacks, putdowns, and. I dont have any examples off the top of my head but it works 04122007. The your mom jokes have gotten so old, its not funny, but there never seems to be a good enough comeback. Read them, share them with your friends, and try to pretend you didnt just laugh a little. We went through thousandsand yes, there are thousands if not millions of knock knock jokes out thereand found 100 that represent the absolute best knock knock jokes and show off this truly american art form. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang. Funny mexican jokes are the most lively people that you will ever come across and they have some of the most delicious meals and amazing traditions. The ultimate yo mama joke book with over 200 funny, clever, cheeky and adult yo mama jokes av puma pants isbn 9781517345648 hos.
This is a book full of jokes, funny comebacks and roasts, memes, ridd. Yo momma s so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the under 17 not permitted sign, she left to get 16 of her friends. Youre so stupid insults posted on september 15, 2007 by louboy 66 comments these can also double as your mom is so stupid that or your mom is so stupid or i knew a blonde so stupid that or youre so dumb that or your mom so dumb that or your mamma momma. Lucy greeves, who cowrote an entire book about jokes with jimmy carr, to try to. Go search hello select your address upload a new scifi comedy.
Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies faces. Your mom is so fat, when all the planets got aligned, she. If you cant give your favorite mom an allexpensespaid trip to a wine country spa, give her the second best thing. In 2016, the worlds oldest comeback should seem outdated and sexist. Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, i need your weight not your phone number. Person 1 thats cuz she drove over person 2you dont even know wha she looks like. Our huge collection of jokes is sorted into 35 categories based on theme. Generally its boys who say it so i say sorry my mum doesnt like small penises.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, sorry, no professionals. Some your mum jokes are so good, people actually respect your own. He still fucked your mom he wasnt even worth her time because he used her as a jizz ragshe told you about how she gets fucked. This is a book full of jokes, funny comebacks and roasts, memes, ridd humor humor amreading books. Did you hear about the man who was cut off on his left side. Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after theyve actually insulted us. In fact, i like your motherinlaw more than i like mine. After all, their hilarity will be much better appreciated that way. Top ten comebacks for someone who doesnt have a sense of humour. Whats the best your mom joke or comeback youve ever. These funny jokes for kids are good for kids to tell at school too.